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State of the Blog Address

August 18, 2008 · No Comments

Usually, since I don’t post on the weekends, I don’t get many readers on Saturday and Sunday.  So, I thought it a little odd when I received a few comments on a months old post.  Imagine me surprise, when I checked my blog stats and found I had more readers on Saturday than on Friday.

Turns out, I got linked to from The Fourth Check Raise.  I must say, I’m always a little bit surprised to be linked to from a non-industry based site.  Who else would be interested in what a PA does?

Come to think of it, why would anyone in the industry care what a PA does?

On a side note, someone googled “porno ranch,” and found my site.  I bet he was disappointed.

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Congratulate Me

August 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

Hurray!

Hurray!

Today’s post was originally going to include the punchline, “…And then he woke up with a dick in his mouth,” but since I’m the latest recipient of the Brillante Weblog Premio 2008, I decided that sort of humor is beneath me. (For today, anyway.)

I’d like to thank Gillian Horvath of Athena TV for handing me the first of what I can only hope will be many meaningless awards. I should also say thanks for her kind words– “It’s a great aggregator!” I’m brimming with pride.

As per the requirements of the award, here are seven blogs that are just as worthy as I to receive this nonsense award:

  • First, I have to mention Paul Graham, since he’s the one who inspired me to get into this blogging mess in the first place. Graham is some sort of venture capitalist, hacker, computer guy (I don’t actually know), but he could be a mud farmer for all I care. His writing is brilliant, insightful, and inspiring. You must read him. His site is not really a blog so much as a collection of essays, but hey, there’s an rss feed, so I say it counts.
  • You may not like Craig Mazin’s movies, but his blog is first rate. He has great writing advice, like you’d find from John August or Ken Levine, but it’s his coverage of the the Writer’s Guild that sets him apart. He may be critical of the leadership, but he’s always sure to explain his reasons in a logical, yet passionate, manner.
  • I love the The Mystery Man on Film blog, and I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned him before. Entertaining and erudite, his posts are always a great read, such as this analysis of Lois Lane in Superman Returns. (Plus, he lists me under “Screenwriting Blogs,” which I choose to take as a compliment.)
  • If you haven’t read Freakonomics, you should. It changed the way I understand the world. The Freakonomics blog features posts from several economists, but the ones by Dubner and Levitt are still the best.
  • I’ve written about David Bordwell’s blog before, but that’s not going to stop me from mentioning it again here. His posts really appeal to the analytical film nerd I will always be, in my heart of hearts.
  • XKCD is comic, not a blog, but so what? It’s bizarre, crudely drawn, and features lots of obscure language and math humor. A few of my favorites are: Grownups, Long Light, and Reno Rhymes. Be sure to scroll over the strip, because there’s an extra joke in the picture title.
  • Rod Hilton satirizes the Hollywood blockbuster mentality in The Editing Room, by writing scripts that really reflect the movie-going experience. Just take a look at the way he eviscerates 21, for instance. He also occasionally takes a break from the usual script parody, as in this letter from Leonard Matlin. Highly recommended.

Now that the sycophancy is over, you can look forward to more of my world-famous aggregating tomorrow.

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On an Unrelated Note…

July 10, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve just been looking at my incoming links (I like to see what people are searching for when they find my site), and two questions sprang to mind.

Who’s been searching for “0000001000000110000001000000110000001000000100000010000001,” and, upon doing so, why did they decide The Anonymous Production Assistant Blog must be the site they’re looking for?

By the way, welcome everybody who followed the link from Nikki Finke’s comments section. I hope the racist talk from today’s earlier post didn’t put you off.

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Incoming Links

June 20, 2008 · No Comments

Hey, Alex Epstein gave me a link! That’s some quality endorsement.  Besides being full of amazing advice, Alex has a tendency to link to other great writers, as well.

While on the subject of links, Amanda the Aspiring writer posted a link to a TV writer’s group.  It sounds like fun, and I definitely plan on signing up, just as soon as I get past Yahoo’s captchas. Seriously, am I an inactive Cylon?  Humans aren’t supposed to fail the Turing test.

Don’t worry, I’ll put up a real post later today.

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Location, Location, Location

May 21, 2008 · 5 Comments

Yesterday, I was more than a little surprised to find my readership had quintupled over night, and Monday’s post had more responses than all my previous posts combined.

It’s thanks to the Polybloggimous blog, and Nathan’s little web 2.0 game. I’d like to continue the meme, but first I’ll have to come up with a blog who is lacking readers as I much as I was. That’ll be tough.

Even though he’s from New York, Nathan seems like a nice guy. When I checked his profile, I saw why. He’s a location manager!

Location managers are always cool. I think it’s because they spend most of their time sweet talking people.

You have to take a complete stranger from, “Who the hell are you and why the hell are you knocking on my door?” to “Sure, you and a hundred and fifty of your friends can set up shop in my house for three weeks!”

That’s not even the end of it. The location manager also has to deal with the property owner’s complaints even after filming has begun. A location manager told me a story of how a college professor once asked for more money half way through the shoot. His response was for too clever for me to remember correctly, but it went something like this:

“You’re a tenured professor at Caltech. You probably make a hundred thousand dollars a year, right? And you don’t even have to drive up to Pasadena every day, if you don’t want. We’re giving you five thousand a week. I’m just a working man, but seven grand a week to watch a movie get made sounds pretty good to me. Still, if you think you need more money, I can go and talk to my boss. I’ll be in some hot water, since I told him one price and now I’m telling him another, but I can do it. If you want.”

The professor said forget it.

Man, I wish I could do that.

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